Their number exceeded their quotes

Their number exceeded their quotes

And they certainly are lacking oats

So they’re drawing names

To those who want claims

To all of these Hawaiian goats

Hartford officials were taking some notes

Hartford officials were taking some notes

“Too much shit and not enough oats”

So they took them away

From their unpleasant stay

Now what to do with some 65 goats

Some people might steal your boat,

Some people might steal your boat,

Or even you fancy new coat,

But this fucking dope

Had something else in her scope

And took and painted her neighbors goat