Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats


Keep it Dirty!
Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats
Hartford officials were taking some notes
“Too much shit and not enough oats”
So they took them away
From their unpleasant stay
Now what to do with some 65 goats
Some people might steal your boat,
Or even you fancy new coat,
But this fucking dope
Had something else in her scope
And took and painted her neighbors goat
A good way to lighten the gloom
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 21, 2020
When stuck in a tedious Zoom,
Or such workplace meeting,
Where everyone's bleating,
Is add a real goat to the room.#goats#zoomhttps://t.co/Yncydd2jx9
The humans receded from view
— Limericking (@Limericking) April 2, 2020
From Italy out to Peru.
Their lawns were untended,
Their towns undefended.
“It’s time” the Llandudno goats knew