Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats
Keep it Dirty!
Their number exceeded their quotes
And they certainly are lacking oats
So they’re drawing names
To those who want claims
To all of these Hawaiian goats
Hartford officials were taking some notes
“Too much shit and not enough oats”
So they took them away
From their unpleasant stay
Now what to do with some 65 goats
Some people might steal your boat,
Or even you fancy new coat,
But this fucking dope
Had something else in her scope
And took and painted her neighbors goat