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Loading...Hartford officials were taking some notes
“Too much shit and not enough oats”
So they took them away
From their unpleasant stay
Now what to do with some 65 goats
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some people might steal your boat,
Or even you fancy new coat,
But this fucking dope
Had something else in her scope
And took and painted her neighbors goat
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 21, 2020
When stuck in a tedious Zoom,
Or such workplace meeting,
Where everyone's bleating,
Is add a real goat to the room.#goats#zoomhttps://t.co/Yncydd2jx9
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— Limericking (@Limericking) April 2, 2020
From Italy out to Peru.
Their lawns were untended,
Their towns undefended.
“It’s time” the Llandudno goats knew
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