Something was off just a smidge

Something was off just a smidge

Bout the sign just installed on the ridge

Guess he didn’t know

He switched the “E” and the “O”

And fucked up the name of the bridge

Last year’s better left in the past

Last year’s better left in the past

So a question, LSSU has asked

“What words from last year

Did you hate to hear?”

Those related to COVID were vast

The internet composed a list

The internet composed a list

Of words that make some tongues twist

Kamala, Nevada, Fauci

Just to name three

So many dumbasses live in our midst

The canner

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”