Saucy Young Chef
by u/Wearthewildthingsout in limericks


Keep it Dirty!
A virus that's new on the scene
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 11, 2020
That's led to a mass quarantine
At last has a name,
So please put the blame
On pathogen Covid-19.#COVID19#coronoavirusoutbreak#coronavirusupdatehttps://t.co/FOZSa5LeL3
I tuned in the race and already there
— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) February 16, 2020
Was our chief and his pile of synthetic hair.
I'm glad he supports
The motor race sports.
On the whole, though, I'd rather have Medicare. https://t.co/oCpDWNNhch