The zebra wanted to change his course
So they called the local police force
They chased him around
The small, quiet town
All just to catch the striped horse


Keep it Dirty!
The zebra wanted to change his course
So they called the local police force
They chased him around
The small, quiet town
All just to catch the striped horse
A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed
So swiftly he squirmed right inside
They had the galls
To bust his snake balls
When he really just needed a ride