Some go to court for this or for that
Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat
Tag: lawyers
Remember those assholes with guns?
Remember those assholes with guns?
The pricks on their lawn, yeah those ones
Now they’re looking to sue
For the attention they drew
But they deserve all the looks and the shuns