This guy has got quite the luck

This guy has got quite the luck

As gold, he truly has struck

He won thousands more

Where he’s won before

How can’t you envy this fuck?

The ticket went into her bag

The ticket went into her bag

When she won she didn’t brag

‘Cause she didn’t know

That she’d won the dough

Which would really have been quite a drag

A man from Detroit

A man from Detroit became a lottery winner by mistake
He went to a gas station to put air in a tire and wanted change to take
He got a $10 ticket but the clerk gave him the $20 one
He kept it and ultimately he won
Something told him to keep it; there were $2 Million at stake