Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ

Pete Hegseth now glam at HQ,
With a studio fit for a view.
In drag he may dress,
While dodging the mess—
Playing war chief with blush and some glue!

Customs located a stash

Customs located a stash

Of eyelash after eyelash

But the FDA

Did have their say

And think they could cause quite a rash