No one wants their wedding outdone

No one wants their wedding outdone

So these lovers had a little fun

Their license will display

The extra special day

As they were married on 4-3-2-1

There was a young lady from Bath

There was a young lady from Bath
Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3

Old George had an odd-looking dangular

Old George had an odd-looking dangular.
Rectangular? No, but triangular;
Isosceles too.
Three-dimensional? True;
Therefore tetrahedronically angular.