A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
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He grabbed his coat and his keys
He grabbed his coat and his keys
To put his hunger at ease
He didn’t stay calm
And threatened a bomb
For not getting sauce at McD’s
With a gun, he walked into the foyer
With a gun, he walked into the foyer
“It’s a fake!” said his old employer
He tried to play cool
But is truly a fool
As he now wants to be his own lawyer
In their mouths, McDonald’s, some cram
In their mouths, McDonald’s, some cram
The burgers I get, but hot damn
This one’s unreal,
Who’d try this meal
With oreo’s, mayo, and spam?
This year has truly been whack
This year has truly been whack
And good times, there is quite a lack
But it’s looking up
Cause Mac’s cooking up
And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!