A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
Could someone explain this one, please?
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To put his hunger at ease
He didn’t stay calm
And threatened a bomb
For not getting sauce at McD’s
Favorite This! With a gun, he walked into the foyer
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“It’s a fake!” said his old employer
He tried to play cool
But is truly a fool
As he now wants to be his own lawyer
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The burgers I get, but hot damn
This one’s unreal,
Who’d try this meal
With oreo’s, mayo, and spam?
Favorite This! This year has truly been whack
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And good times, there is quite a lack
But it’s looking up
Cause Mac’s cooking up
And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!
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The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k
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