The Democrats, live on TV,— Limericking (@Limericking) February 20, 2020
Debated which issues were key,
& Liz, teaching class,
Handed Mike his whole ass,
A thing that we all love to see.
Tag: Michael Bloomberg
The Dem nomination, Mike thought
The Dem nomination, Mike thought,— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) March 4, 2020
Was simply a thing to be bought.
He joined in the fight
To prove he was right,
Which, lucky for us, he was not.https://t.co/f0hZPMQnwG
Mike Bloomberg, the stop-&-frisk guy,
Mike Bloomberg, the stop-&-frisk guy,— Limericking (@Limericking) February 12, 2020
Defended himself in reply.
“In fact, from the start,
I always at heart
Opposed it,” he stated, a lie.
Mike Bloomberg suggests in an ad
Mike Bloomberg suggests in an ad— Limericking (@Limericking) February 17, 2020
The problem is tweets that are bad
(And not his own past,
Or whom he harassed,
Or impacts his policies had)