This Liberian teen is the man

This Liberian teen is the man

Doing something not everyone can

Out driving one day

He found 50k

Returning it was just part of his plan

A ten percent tip is okay

A ten percent tip is okay

“Twenty is great,” some will say

But an NH guest

Promised the best 

And left a tip of 16k

The lotto ticket was worth over a mil

The lotto ticket was worth over a mil

But Nick lost it and then he had nil

He returned to the lot

Where a car part he bought

And found the ticket, laying there still

Bill’s life had come to an end

Bill’s life had come to an end

Left all his cash to his friend

So the bank added up

What he left for the pup

5 mil’s a lot for one dog to spend

Quite the old coin found in Maine

Quite the old coin found in Maine

Such luck may not come again

But in metal detecting 

There’s little connecting

Which makes dating all the more plain

The auction was not short on exchange

The auction was not short on exchange

And the items, there was a wide range

The silver dollar, not gold

Somehow went unsold

Then again, who gives a fuck about change