Texas issued an Amber Alert
“Overalls and a long striped shirt”
But things smelled fucky
As the suspect was “Chucky”
Twas a false alarm, no one was hurt
Keep it Dirty!
Texas issued an Amber Alert
“Overalls and a long striped shirt”
But things smelled fucky
As the suspect was “Chucky”
Twas a false alarm, no one was hurt
A man was meeting his dad
Excited, so happy and glad
To his surprise
In a festive disguise
As Buddy the Elf, he was clad
Horror movies were right in her line.
The monster men made her eyes shine.
Her romance was rubble
Her troubles were double
She was married to both Frank and Stein.