Texas issued an Amber Alert

Texas issued an Amber Alert

“Overalls and a long striped shirt”

But things smelled fucky

As the suspect was “Chucky”

Twas a false alarm, no one was hurt

A man was meeting his dad

A man was meeting his dad

Excited, so happy and glad

To his surprise

In a festive disguise

As Buddy the Elf, he was clad

Horror movies were right in her line

Horror movies were right in her line.
The monster men made her eyes shine.
Her romance was rubble
Her troubles were double
She was married to both Frank and Stein.