An old man got sick of his wife
So resolved he would just end her life
He brought out a shotgun,
To make it a quick one,
But instead, slit her throat with a knife
Tag: murder
Lenore
There once was a woman, Lenore
By accounts an old destitute whore
Her nether was stinking
so she got to thinking,
killed the wives now Lenore earns much more.