An old man got sick of his wife

An old man got sick of his wife
So resolved he would just end her life
He brought out a shotgun,
To make it a quick one,
But instead, slit her throat with a knife

Lenore

There once was a woman, Lenore

By accounts an old destitute whore

Her nether was stinking

so she got to thinking,

killed the wives now Lenore earns much more.