They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This!As we split up our cottons and lace
Their own smells, astronauts, must embrace
But Tide will be to thank
If they can end the stank
And help them do their laundry in space
Favorite This!‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
Favorite This!NASA’s calmed one of our greatest fears
Some great news to pass through our ears
Earth will surely avoid
A hurling asteroid
For at least a hundred more years
Favorite This!NASA’s rover just landed on Mars
Spending months floating through the stars
“Dare Mighty Things”
Written in the chute’s rings
Maybe one day we’ll make that world ours
Favorite This!In space you still have to dump swill
And the last thing you want is a spill
NASA got thinkin’
‘Bout the squirtin’ and sprinklin’
Now their shitters cost 23 mil
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