This woman was acting quite rude
After pulling a stunt oh so lewd
Her ass, it was out
“Don’t touch me!” she spout
All for taking a dip in the nude
Tag: nudity
In Philly, they’re having a race
In Philly, they’re having a race
With attire, a bit out of place
As tradition goes
You don’t have to wear clothes
With a mask just to cover your face
Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls
Some have slip-ups or embarrassing falls
On their serious business zoom calls
But this politician
Was in an awful position
Standing there just in his cock and balls
Florida men are truly unique
Florida men are truly unique
This one decided to go for a streak
He didn’t stop there
Balls out, his ass bare
Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak
A bloke was in trouble down under
A bloke was in trouble down under
Stuck out in the rain and the thunder
Fisherman heard a yelp
And decided to help
This guy had balls to perform such a plunder
A store front he crashed through, this dude
A store front he crashed through, this dude
For which he will probably be sued
Or a cell he’ll be bound in
Since he was found in
A retirement home in the nude