Tag: parenting

This week at the San Diego zoo

A man had a brain made of poo

This stupid fuck

Really tried his luck

As the elephants, he tried to pursue

This douche, he had stolen a ride

But found a child sitting inside

This he could not ignore

And drove back to the store

Then the mother, he decided to chide

Sally-Jo

Sally-Jo was in court, she was claimin’
Phil had fathered her baby, named Daemon.
She said “I ought to know”
As she pointed below
“Cause this is the box that he came in”