This week at the San Diego zoo
A man had a brain made of poo
This stupid fuck
Really tried his luck
As the elephants, he tried to pursue


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This week at the San Diego zoo
A man had a brain made of poo
This stupid fuck
Really tried his luck
As the elephants, he tried to pursue
This douche, he had stolen a ride
But found a child sitting inside
This he could not ignore
And drove back to the store
Then the mother, he decided to chide