Lost his stash and he had to mourn

Lost his stash and he had to mourn

“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn

His parents dumped it

And he lost his shit

Thirty thousand for all of that porn

The parents had acted with scorn

The parents had acted with scorn

The man’s heart, shredded and torn

His stash, thrown away

Was worth 29k

So he sued them for tossing his porn