Lost his stash and he had to mourn
“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn
His parents dumped it
And he lost his shit
Thirty thousand for all of that porn


Keep it Dirty!
Lost his stash and he had to mourn
“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn
His parents dumped it
And he lost his shit
Thirty thousand for all of that porn
The parents had acted with scorn
The man’s heart, shredded and torn
His stash, thrown away
Was worth 29k
So he sued them for tossing his porn