In the world of sweet teardrop eyes

In the world of sweet teardrop eyes,
Sam Butcher, his art took to skies.
With Precious Moments in hand,
He crafted dreams, oh so grand,
Now his legacy forever flies.

To the grave, you get one final strut

To the grave, you get one final strut

Then the lid on your casket is shut

You don’t see this that often

A fun, unique coffin

Like this one’s a cream-filled donut

The Wheeler’s came up with a tale

The Wheeler’s came up with a tale

One they thought couldn’t possibly fail

“Julie fell and then died,

No need to check inside”

Now Rodney could join her in jail

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

The incumbent, he did reapply

He contracted COVID, 

Yet voters still voted,

Now the village is run by a dead guy