Tag: school

The loans are back, here comes the chase

The loans are back, here comes the chase,
Defaulted folks can’t find much grace.
With wages so thin,
The feds still dig in—
In hard times, they quicken the pace.

Some workers think they deserve

A liveable wage, oh the nerve!

At Michigan State

Hungry patrons must wait

Unless teachers step up to serve

Some people are born trans or gay

This school showed that is okay

They waved their pride flag

As they dressed in drag

Then made the field into a runway

A teacher had booked a field trip

But a school bus wasn’t their whip

This one wasn’t lame

Since a party bus came

With bright lights and a pole to strip

As crews hacked away with their tool

The education board decided to rule

Chemicals caused a delay

So the kids couldn’t stay

Then turned a Macy’s store into a school

It’s so hard just being a teen,

Doing school and keeping your room clean,

But in a strive for perfection,

They rigged the election

All so she could be homecoming queen

At college, you made your debut

A career, you wished to pursue

Homework, you half-assed

But you pushed through and passed

Still, at 12 this kid’s smarter than you

His boredom he was tryin’ to fix

With the slides, the swings and picnics

The cops had their way

So they took him away

C’mon, just let him play, ya dicks