At college, you made your debut
A career, you wished to pursue
Homework, you half-assed
But you pushed through and passed
Still, at 12 this kid’s smarter than you


Keep it Dirty!
At college, you made your debut
A career, you wished to pursue
Homework, you half-assed
But you pushed through and passed
Still, at 12 this kid’s smarter than you
His boredom he was tryin’ to fix
With the slides, the swings and picnics
The cops had their way
So they took him away
C’mon, just let him play, ya dicks