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For mayor, he wanted their pick

So on stage, he gave his shtick

But soon interrupted

As chaos erupted

Because of a drone with a dick

In the dirt, it was buried and snug

But a mysterious thing they undug

They were afraid

It was a grenade

But turned out to be a butt plug

The Liberty County deputies

The Liberty County deputies in Georgia thought they had it under control
But the body they found on the railroads was that of a sex dole
When the Coroner arrived, they started to inspect
They checked the body; it was anatomically correct
They thought it was a human but it ended up being the work of a troll

There once was a lady named Alice

There once was a lady named Alice,
Who tried a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

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There was an old man from Glen green,

Who invented a wanking machine,

On the 99th stroke,

The bloody thing broke,

And mashed his balls to a cream.