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Loading...The #Cancun trip, #Cruz blamed on his daughter
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) February 21, 2021
Cost more than the plane tix he bought her
And now #Ted please stop
With this dumb #photoop
You can’t fix things with one case of water @smotus @GodOfLimericks @LimeriTweets @Libericks @LouC17 @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News https://t.co/AifYzDHNZB
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...On Thursday, our buddy Teddy Cruz
Was having a case of the blues
To the airport, he rolled
To get away from the cold
Now his people, he’ll have to shmooze
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It’s not that I’d deign to impugn#TedCruz-that malignant buffoon
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) February 18, 2021
But the fact is, he’s chosen
While his people are frozen
To lay on the beach in #Cancun#shame @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @Libericks @Limericking @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @PoemsForTruth https://t.co/Ktye7H8Ajz
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A bill on vasectomies vexes
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) February 16, 2020
A lawmaker hailing from Texas.
“The freedom to choose,”
Says Senator Cruz,
“Is sacred, for one of the sexes.” https://t.co/IQwfpehGd9
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