In Westeros, where plots twist and turn

In Westeros, where plots twist and turn,
George RR Martin’s words, fans yearn.
But Hollywood’s embrace,
Brings a different pace,
As they stray, the fans start to discern.

Adaptations, they claim, need a tweak,
But George, with a sigh, starts to speak:
“They forsake what’s true,
For a new point of view,
And the essence they constantly seek.”

So heed the author’s wise advice,
Stick close to the source, don’t roll the dice.
For when trust is lost,
At a terrible cost,
The fans’ love turns to cold as ice.

A man standing handsome and lax,

A man standing handsome and lax,

In a jacket and freshly pressed slacks

You walk over to him,

Place your hand on his limb

It’s Don Draper but he’s made of wax