He grabbed his coat and his keys

He grabbed his coat and his keys

To put his hunger at ease

He didn’t stay calm

And threatened a bomb

For not getting sauce at McD’s

Their friendship had come to an end

Their friendship had come to an end

So a message, James wanted to send

To ballistic from calm

The dick set off a bomb

To get even with his ex-best friend

New recruits they were trying to groom

New recruits they were trying to groom,

By teaching them how to go “boom”

But they shit the bed

When they wound up dead

Maybe they should have done it on zoom