He grabbed his coat and his keys
To put his hunger at ease
He didn’t stay calm
And threatened a bomb
For not getting sauce at McD’s


Keep it Dirty!
He grabbed his coat and his keys
To put his hunger at ease
He didn’t stay calm
And threatened a bomb
For not getting sauce at McD’s
Their friendship had come to an end
So a message, James wanted to send
To ballistic from calm
The dick set off a bomb
To get even with his ex-best friend
New recruits they were trying to groom,
By teaching them how to go “boom”
But they shit the bed
When they wound up dead
Maybe they should have done it on zoom