The dumpsters they gave a peruse
Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos


Keep it Dirty!
The dumpsters they gave a peruse
Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos
Their yard had acquired some litter
From a man who was so old and bitter
It’d been quite a long time
Since the start of the crime
But now they have caught the cup shitter
This man just, he wouldn’t quit
As he searched through 9 tons of shit
To go through all that stink
Really makes you think
How much cash was in that wall-it?
When dumping the dearly departed
Stay open hearted!
Keep a clean beach
Practice what I preach
And take your trash to where you started