A woman had the perfect view
From her home, she bought with her boo
She’s headed to court
Neighbors, to report
To remove the tall tree that they grew
Tag: trees
These taxis are stuck in their spots
These taxis are stuck in their spots
In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
The pothole had got quite shitty
The pothole had got quite shitty
But no one would pay the fee
Raymond found a fix
But not one with bricks
And in its place, he put a tree
A couple was driving around
A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
A bank or a home can be a gold mine
But they had their eyes
On a more unique prize
They fled the scene with a very rare pine
After a lifetime of laying wood
After a lifetime of laying wood,
Ron Jeremy thinks he could
save his birth tree
thinking that maybe
Con Edison will do what it should