A woman had gone for a ride

A woman had gone for a ride

Through the air, a reptile flied

It broke through the glass

Really kicked her ass

But the turtle, it still has not died

These things tend to end up quite gory

These things tend to end up quite gory

When life ends up in this territory

I’m glad they got out

But I can’t help but pout

Since they ruined a sweet ninja story