A woman had gone for a ride
Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died


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A woman had gone for a ride
Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died
These things tend to end up quite gory
When life ends up in this territory
I’m glad they got out
But I can’t help but pout
Since they ruined a sweet ninja story