There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.

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I suppose he is not a mad bomber,
There once was a man we’ll call Keith
There was a young man from Saint Paul
There once was a young man named Gene
Said a woman with open delight