There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.

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Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight
The remarks that our @POTUS promoted
In moments of crisis, we need
Though COVID still spreads through the land,
The expletives that I could mutter
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