There once was a man from Winsocket,
Who rode down the street on a rocket.
The force of the blast
blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket.

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As Trump chose to downplay and pander,
I’m “dismayed, disappointed, concerned,”
If each insubordinate word
I contracted a slew of diseases
The Ballad of Bob and Lydia