There was a young fellow from Sparta.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He’d fart “God Save the Queen”,
And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

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Although we can’t really know beans
There once was a lady from Reno
The current #WhiteHouse occupantIs known to obsessively rant
Clinton’s Disbarment Defense
Way up on the corporate ladder,
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