There was a young fellow from Sparta.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He’d fart “God Save the Queen”,
And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

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New York Dork
Like any incompetent schmuck
Oh how styles have changed
This year has truly been whack
I once met a girl who was hot
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