There was a young fellow from Sparta.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He’d fart “God Save the Queen”,
And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

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A woman who lies when she talks
A Lass from Regina
A wanton young lady from Wimley
Pelosi’s seen evidence grow
There once was a girl who couldn’t shit