There once was girl from DeVries,
Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.

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A GOP congressman, Louie
There once was a man named Dave
Papa John never ate all those pies
There once was a lass from Angola
At college, you made your debut