There once was an altar boy from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
“The Bishop was quicker,
And thicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.”

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There once was a girl from Dundee
there once was a man named casse
There once was lad in from Morse
There was a young lady from Bath
Clinton’s Disbarment Defense