There was a young man from Rangoon,
Whose farts could be heard to the moon.
When you’d least expect ’em,
They’d burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon.

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There once was a couple named Kelly
CNN couldn’t forgo
Bill’s life had come to an end
There once was an odious brute
His prevalence taking a dive,