There was a young fellow from Florida,
Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, “God strike me dead,
This isn’t a cunt, it’s a corridor!”

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Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
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A delicate balance was struck
So Johnson had tried to inveigle,