There was a young fellow from Florida,
Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, “God strike me dead,
This isn’t a cunt, it’s a corridor!”

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There once was a man named Dave
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A spiritual healer named Lee
there once was a nitwit from Queens
There was a young sailor called Dave
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