There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, “Please stop plumbing,
I think someone’s coming!”
Said he, “Yes I know love, it’s me.”

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If you ever feel bitter
There once was a man named Sprocket
When dumping the dearly departed
I’m “dismayed, disappointed, concerned,”
There once was a man from Australia