There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, “Please stop plumbing,
I think someone’s coming!”
Said he, “Yes I know love, it’s me.”

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As she came to the end of her lifespan
Close but no cigar?
There was a young man from Savannah
To further the President’s plot,
A chap who’s an odd shade of peach