There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose,
And his fingers and toes,
And he came through a hole in his tooth.

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Our nation’s Commander In Chief’s
Said Donald, a consummate liar
The puffins are getting their wish
There once was a woman, Lenore
A Sarah named Huckabee-Sanders