There once was a woman named Schott
Who ate only pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these,
She lived on the cheese
That grew in the folds of her twat

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There once was a man from Tulare,
A math limerick I came up with a while ago just rediscovered it.
There’ a starlet who’s still in her teens
The last time I dined with the King
With price gouging up like a rocket,