There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a woman named Schott
Who ate only pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these,
She lived on the cheese
That grew in the folds of her twat

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Vaginas and Vulva

There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a man from St. Paul

As Donald’s support grows unsteady

She asked him “Please don’t ever quit,”

Young lady from Nizes

There was an old fellow named Paul