There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a woman named Schott
Who ate only pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these,
She lived on the cheese
That grew in the folds of her twat

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Vaginas and Vulva

There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a man named Piatt,

The president got an AG

Old Charlie, a jolly old bloke

The country acquired an infection

There once was a girl from Azores