There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a woman named Schott
Who ate only pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these,
She lived on the cheese
That grew in the folds of her twat

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Vaginas and Vulva

There once was a woman named Schott

There once was a man from Tulare,

A math limerick I came up with a while ago just rediscovered it.

There’ a starlet who’s still in her teens

The last time I dined with the King

With price gouging up like a rocket,