There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Within an hour
His cock was in flower,
And his balls were all covered with weeds.

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A virgin by name of Miss Prim
There was a young tart from Southend
This man was headed to a cell
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Vidi a young Latin lass