There once was a man from Bombay
Who raped an ape in the hay.
The result was most horrid,
All asshole and no forehead
Eight balls and a purple toupee!

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I contracted a slew of diseases
The President truly was set
Someday we surely will find
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
Blood plasma transfused from a llama