The 80-year-old accused of rape was called Mort,
And the judge said, “Sir, you’ll have to be tried in court.”
But the jury was sympathetic,
Because Mort was sick, old, and pathetic,
And the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

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While all of the President’s men
Amid ever deepening shit,
The cops have saved cats and some dogs
Shirley Brown thought it a fable