Chemistry Lesson!

Chemistry Lesson! from limericks
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There once was a girl from Dundee

There once was a girl from Dundee from limericks
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Australian vacation

Australian vacation from limericks
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There was a young lady of Clewer

There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding a bike, and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.

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One drowsy old Countess of Florage

One drowsy old Countess of Florage
Would keep her mouth open for snorage
The Count still had fun
And when he was done
She had swallowed a bit of his porridge

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The 80-year-old accused of rape was called Mort,

The 80-year-old accused of rape was called Mort,
And the judge said, “Sir, you’ll have to be tried in court.”
But the jury was sympathetic,
Because Mort was sick, old, and pathetic,
And the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

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