There was a young woman named Ida
by u/Beetleguese6666 in limericks
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There was a young woman named Ida
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Chemistry Lesson!
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There once was a girl from Dundee
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Australian vacation
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There was a young lady of Clewer
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Who was riding a bike, and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.
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One drowsy old Countess of Florage
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Would keep her mouth open for snorage
The Count still had fun
And when he was done
She had swallowed a bit of his porridge
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The 80-year-old accused of rape was called Mort,
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And the judge said, “Sir, you’ll have to be tried in court.”
But the jury was sympathetic,
Because Mort was sick, old, and pathetic,
And the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.
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