My penis, dear girl, is so small;
It’s the size of an atom, that’s all.
But an atom’s main mission
Is fusion and fission
And BANG!! I shall leave you in thrall.

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There was a bleached blond named Dolores
There was a young fellow named Simon
Now it seems like being happily single is wrong
An all-business Texan named Dan,
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs