My penis, dear girl, is so small;
It’s the size of an atom, that’s all.
But an atom’s main mission
Is fusion and fission
And BANG!! I shall leave you in thrall.

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There was a young man from Pitlocherie
So what if your loved ones are dead;
There once was a girl from Dundee
A young engineer name of Paul
In [City], a young white male plots.