There was a young lady named Myrtle

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.


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    For a long time I didn’t do boo.
    OP’s mom is such a low catch
    Quite large.
    In a City known for its wind
    The virus is loose, so whodunit?
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