There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

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There once was an odious brute
A few of the states (2 or 3)
The #GOP’s trying to thwart
Now it seems like being happily single is wrong
To the ##bikers who all had the urges