There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

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Remember that thing that was gray?
There was a lady from University
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
From the land of cola and peaches
Paul Ryan chose first to resign,