There once was a man from Beijing
Who invented a jack off machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream

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A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Dat booty
The incel enjoyed the musical classics
“Fallopian tube dead ahead!”
The Navy Sec gave an address: