There once was a man from Beijing
Who invented a jack off machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream

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There was a young lady named Myrtle
Some monkeys showed up in the bay
The outfit Ms Portman had made
Two senators learned of the size
Be advised we should just overlook